Thursday, July 10, 2014

And So It Begins


 “And they always find in archeology  “a series of small walls.” Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. “We’ve found a series of small walls, we’re very excited… I think this proves they had walls in olden days. They were very small, and… a series of small wall people.” - Eddie Izzard

When I was 5 or 6 years old, my parents gave me the kid's version of the Oxford Encyclopedia of Archeology.  I immediately fell in love with the cover, a collage of undwerwater ruins, golden relics, and ancient human remains.  At the time, I was convinced I could be an archeologist, a ballerina and a circus performer all at once.  Now, my dreams of dancing in Swan Lake while simultaneously riding a horse backwards have been routed by my innate lack of grace or my inability to stand on my toes for more than 30 seconds.  I lost interest in being in the circus by the time I was 8, and dancing fell by the wayside not long after. Such is the way of childhood career dreams.  But my love of archeology, anthropology, and history has been a flame, frequently growing and rarely flickering, for almost 20 years now.

This summer, I get to add real fuel to the fire.  I will be assisting at an archeological dig run by the Slavia Foundation, excavating the remains of people executed on suspicion of being Vampires during the  Medieval  Period.  There are no words to describe how deeply excited I am for this opportunity. Not only do I get to fulfill a childhood aspiration turned life-long passion, but I am taking the opportunity to  explore parts of Europe I’ve never experienced, since I’ll already have dropped a mind boggling amount of money on a plane ticket anyway.
Here I will be cataloging- to the best of my ability- my various  finds, forays and fuck ups (of which there will be many, I can pretty much guarantee).  As much as I am legally allowed to share, I will provide you with updates on what we find at the dig, as well as anything else I learn along the way!

PS- If you feel like helping a recent college grad working  3 jobs defray the frightening costs of this journey, click HERE